A customer of mine left a copy of email on one of the desks that i later skimmed through and laughed till I cried. It was an e-mail with different bumper stickers and sayings so i thought i would share them in hopes that you will laugh like i did.
I'm retired.... I was tired yesterday, and i am tired again today.
When i was younger, all i wanted was a nice BMW...... Now I don't care about the W.
Cremation?...... think outside the box.
We got married for better or worse..... He couldn't do any better and i couldn't do any worse.
I asked my wife if old men wear boxers or briefs? She said Depends.
Food has replaced sex in my life......now i can't even get into my own pants!
I'm so old.... i don't buy green bananas.
That snap crackle pop in the morning ain't my freaking rice krispies.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy.... and somedays i let him sleep.
I'm not old.....I'm chronologically gifted.
Retirement is the best medicine
Florida...... god's waiting room
Experience is a wonderful thing....It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
My husband and i divorced over religious differences... he thought he was God and I didn't
I don't suffer from insanity..... i enjoy every minute of it
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle of life... but it broke.
Beauty is int he hold of the beer holder.
I'm not a complete idiot...some parts are just missing.
Out of my mind...... back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people...... he made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness.... that annoying time between naps.
Wrinkled was not one of the things i wanted to be when i grew up.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park somewhere else.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
The origional point and click interface was a smith and wesson.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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